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The Cat
I'm only a cat,
and I stay in my place...
Up there on your chair,
on your bed or your
face!
I'm only a cat,
and I don't finick much...
I'm happy with cream
and anchovies and such!
I'm
only a cat,
and we'll get along fine...
As long as you know
I'm not yours... you're all mine!
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert
A. Heinlein
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.
George Mikes
Thousands of
years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
You can't own a cat. The best you can do
is be partners.
Sir Harry
Swanson
Even overweight,
cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
John Weitz
Dogs come
when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Missy Dizick
The cat could very well be man's
best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson
Cats can work out mathematically the exact
place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
Pam Brown
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Robert
Byrne
A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better
to do.
Bill Adler
Nervous as a Cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
If I want to hear the pitter
patter of tiny little feet...I'll put booties on my cat.
Dogs think they're human...
Cats think they're gods!"
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